The Republic of Campaign Sprituality is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 152 million Campaign Spritualityians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 51.5%.

The Campaign Spritualityian economy, worth 7.80 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 51,344 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, a government program is underway to revitalize Campaign Sprituality's beaches, belief that Leader is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, and every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Campaign Sprituality's national animal is the panther.

Campaign Sprituality is ranked 96,186^th in the world and 1,253^rd in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 15.46 flags saluted per person per day.